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A Fancy Bottle Opener for a Fancy Beer.

January 27, 2012 in Beer, Brewing, gadgets and gear, Just For Fun

If Forged Stainless isn’t your style and you want to look classy getting tired, as the Two Man Gentleman Band sing, you may be interested in picking up this manually machined cold formed bee’s wax rubbed steel bottle opener. This lovely block of metal is hand numbered and attached to a hand sewn tanned leather strap and can be yours from Adam Hoggset of Richmond, VA on Etsy for just under $50.

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Free your beer from it’s glass prison

January 27, 2012 in Beer, Drinking, gadgets and gear, review

Church Key, Twist Top, or Can Tab Opener all in one forged stainless steel shark, curiously called a Yeti (Yeti Tarpon Beverage Entry Tool $7)

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Back from Vegas

January 23, 2012 in Uncategorized

Been out of town for work with terrible hotel wifi (at a hotel with not a single craft or microbrew) – but am back. Once Xaq Fixx gets over the plague we will return to daily blogging. Including a review of Duvel’s Tripel Hop Special Edition.

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Fastest Tap in The West

January 17, 2012 in Beer, Drinking, gadgets and gear, Just For Fun

I love beer, I also love awful western shirts. There is something obscenely rock and roll about them, my favorite in my collection is a Brooks & Dunn one with skulls, roses and Rhine stones. Knowing that, you can only begin to imagine how excited I was to come across this gem from Hang M High Western Wear – black with green piping featuring Hops!! It can be yours (or a gift to your humble brewmaster) for $89.

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2012: A New Year For Beer and The Man

January 13, 2012 in Beer, Brewing, politics, Uncategorized

It’s 2012, that either means it is the end of the world or that new laws has gone into effect at the beginning of this month. There is good news and bad news depending on what state you are in – sorry for those out west.

California No Longer knows how to party. – As of the first of the year caffeinated beers or malt beverages, now really really crafty figures will have to actually mix their own drinks.

Utah now only allows UNHAPPY hours. – From the state that limits how many drinks you can order per trip to the bar comes a new restriction. No happy hours or drink specials – Now you can pay full price one drink at a time.

It isn’t ALL bad news – it is rather unlikely that the world will end.

Ohio is a cheap drunk – Until this year it cost $4000 annually just for the permit to operate a tasting room. Dropping this requirement means more breweries offering tours and more tastings while there.

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Drink a Fancy Beer

January 12, 2012 in Beer, Drinking, Just For Fun

Two Man Gentlemen Band present a retro vaudevillian swing tribute to to that most wonder of vices: Fancy Beer!

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How NOT to Make a Yeast Starter

January 11, 2012 in Beer, Brewing, FAIL, How To, review

 

Thinking Liberty host, Fixx Brewing member and general bad idea expert, Bosco, shares a Beer Fail with us, so we can learn from his mistake. READ MORE AT HIS BREW BLOG

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Open a difficult twist top with your forearm.

January 9, 2012 in Drinking, gadgets and gear, review

Ever had a twist top glass beer bottle that just wouldn’t open and felt like it was shredding your hand? When this happens I ussually just grab a towel or the bottom of my shirt if it is an old and ratty one I don’t mind shredding, sometimes this isn’t an option. This video tip from CHOW helps solve that problem -with your forearm.

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Smokey & The Undocumented Immigrant

January 5, 2012 in Beer, Brewing, Drinking, politics

Alcohol laws vary from state to state and in some cases county to county – they can vary how much you buy, how strong you buy, where you can buy it, and how you can transport it. This is no surprise to beer loving loving liberty activists, or fans of “Smokey & The Bandit” but was a surprise to Alabama resident Ms. Gloria Crisantes Salazar who faces deportation after being pulled over with a car load of beer she bought in Tennessee. Had she been a citizen, she would “only” be facing charges of tax evasion, felony charges for illegally transferring more than 5 gallons of beer, and perhaps worst of all transferring it in the Cab, rather than the trunk of her car.
Thankfully Hereos like Deputy Cody Lewter and Sheriff Mike Blakely are keeping of safe from Ms. Salzar and her demon liqour stash of 15 cases of Bud Light 40s. According to reports, this bust wasn’t because she was speeding or driving drunk, she wasn’t presenting a threat or nuisance to anyone else on the road. Instead, they received a tip – someone tipped off Sheriff Buford T. Justice about the lady Bandit.

So called “illegal immigrants” with a carload of red neck juice aren’t this southern state’s only beer fear, in fact it’s one of the worst states in the country for fans of the hop infused nectar of the gods. If you get the urge to think about beer in Alabama, stop now.  In Alabama it is illegal to own the equipment to brew your own, it is illegal to posses beer that was brewed at home, it is illegal to transport a keg (better hope they deliver), it’s illegal to open a brewery or brew pub in a building that wasn’t a brewery or brewpub before 1919, and it is illegal to sell beer in any can or bottle more than 16oz.

It isn’t all bad news, in 2009 Alabama finally legalized the strong stuff, allowing sales of beer with an ABV up to 13.9% (Still won’t be able to Sink the Bismark in Utopia, but it is better than the old 6% limit.)  and as of 2011 Breweries can now sell their own beers where they are made, but there is a long way to go.

If you are interested in better the beer bureaucracy in ‘bama check out these great sites:

 

 

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(Not So) Gluten Free

January 4, 2012 in Beer, Drinking, politics, Uncategorized

Gluten Free beer has been growing in popularity for the last several years, Fixx Brewing has even made 2 batches, a Sorghum Honey Ale kit beer and our original Gluten Fr33 Anti Imperial IPA. Unfortunatly, not all Gluten Free beers are created equal. A recent study in the Journal of Proteome Research showed that some “Low Gluten” and “Gluten Free” beers weren’t, – and actually contained as much gluten as standard beers (via Philly.com).

How does this happen?
Gluten most commonly associated with Wheat, but it is also in Barley and according to the Reinheitsgebot (aka the German Beer Purity law) you can’t have beer without barley. Without the basic ingredients it is difficult to make something that taste like beer, so sometimes brewers cheat. Sometimes they are confused and think any beer that isn’t a wheat beer is gluten free, or sometimes their gluten free grains are processed with equipment that is used to process their wheat and barley… contaminating the product.

Gluten is difficult to test for in malted products (the process of partially germinating then cooking grains to convert sugars) so brewers might well have been operating in good faith when labeling their their beer. The new test, which was used for this study, changes that.

Who’s fault is it?

Ultimately, it is the brewers responsibility to ensure they are telling the truth on their labels, however if they were sold ingredients that were supposedly gluten free then they too are victims of fraud. There is currently no law or FDA regulation governing the use of a Gluten Free label, and as the food market including labeling is so heavily regulated consumers often assume that the government protects them from mislabeling, but this is simply not true. There are several private organizations that will test and certify a product as Gluten Free, the best known being GFCO, but they do not list any beers, breweries, liquors or distillers on their list of certified products. Now that this new test is available, perhaps there is a new business opportunity for some liberty loving chemist.